Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm đđ»đ
We are so blessed
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I canât believe youâre letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. Itâs a good thing we werenât having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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