Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
She bit a glass in half.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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