but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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