im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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