You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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