Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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