I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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