Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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