omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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