im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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