I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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