My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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