she smelled like a LAN party
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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