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I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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