She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
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