I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Randomize
