Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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