I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
