I accidentally had phone sex last night
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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