Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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