laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Your penis caused this!
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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