I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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