drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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