it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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