why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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