you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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