i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
im holly from the hills drunk
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
