i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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