marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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