Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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