Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
