girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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