I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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