But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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