The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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