Do vagina's smell?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize
