My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
