she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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