He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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