I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Small penises have feelings too.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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