Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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