I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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