I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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