i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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