i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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