I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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