I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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