a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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