i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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