jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Dicks are not precious.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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